The Problem with Guys... :P

Well since Albie sorta did say this belonged somewhere else..
i decided to give it a home ^^
well that and the fact that hey i sorta agree..
well being a girl i just maybe SLIGHTLY biased..

so yeah a fill-in post in a way..
sorta something so that i could just get my
creative brain juices flowing enough to actually
finish the few draft posts i started but havent finished

so here it is, "The Problem with Guys"

The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u DON'T, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u DON'T, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
If u DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u DON'T MAKE LOVE with him., he says YOU DON'T LOVE him;
If u DO!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!