Just for Laughs...

Inge sent me an email forward..
and it reminded me of
something that i keep in mind..
was last year i came acoss a quote..
well actually two..
but put em together and they sorta become one

Murphy's law:
If there's a chance that something will go wrong... It will.
Commentary on Murphy's Law
(cant rememember who commented tho):
Murphy was an optimist.

anyways, the email...

Murphy's OTHER Laws

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

The things that come to those that wait
maybe the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself
in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

hopefully that got SOME sorta reaction..
whether the thought of them being lame
OR
actually something of amusement..

anyways
nite nite
*hugz*